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The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas, Las Vegas

About

Why we built Hotel Please

A guide to hotels worth going out of your way for.

Every city has a few hotels worth going out of your way for. Finding them is harder than it should be.

There are two million hotels in the world. Most booking sites sort them by price, every review score lands somewhere around 4.3, and the photos all look the same. The good ones are in there. Nothing points you to them.

We think that’s a shame, because a great hotel is one of the best things a city has. The lobby is a beautiful room anyone can walk into. You can order a coffee and sit for an hour in a space somebody spent years getting right, and nobody asks why you’re there.

Good hotels also stick around. Restaurants close and shops change hands, but a hotel that opens well tends to stay open for decades and slowly becomes part of how a city sees itself. Behind each one is somebody who took a big risk on one specific idea and then built it.

Our mark is a front desk bell, melting. Every hotel in the world has one, and ringing it is how you ask a hotel for something. The melting is borrowed from Salvador Dalí, whose soft clocks hang in a painting called The Persistence of Memory. That’s the kind of hotel we’re looking for: the ones that stay with you long after you check out.

Hotel Please is our attempt to do those places justice. We research every hotel ourselves, choose the photos, and rate each one across eight vibes, from gold down to listed. Gold is rare on purpose. The bar is whether a hotel is notable, not what it costs. A perfect $80 guesthouse belongs here. A forgettable $800 tower doesn’t.

No hotel pays to be included, and nothing here is sponsored. If a city only has a handful of hotels we’d stand behind, that’s how many we list.

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Who makes it

Hey, I’m Glenn Lortscher. I’m building Hotel Please, mostly on my own. I just really like hotels, and finding the good ones was a lot harder than it should have been.

If a hotel you love is missing, or something on a profile is wrong, tell me. I read all of these, and they pretty much decide what I add next.

— Glenn

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Key facts

Hotel Please is a hotel guide, on the web and on iPhone, to the hotels worth going out of your way for, at any price.

Name
Hotel Please
Coverage
13,560 hotels in 3,231 cities and 159 countries
Selection
Researched one hotel at a time. The bar is notable, not expensive.
Ratings
Eight vibes: Design, Luxe, Heritage, Wellness, Resort, Social, Classic and Local. Each is rated gold, silver, bronze or listed.
Sources cited
Michelin Guide, Forbes Travel Guide, Condé Nast Traveler, Softer Volumes and each hotel’s own record
Paid placement
None. No hotel pays to be included.
Price
Free
Available on
hotelplease.app, and the iPhone app, where you can like hotels, swipe through a city and keep a record of where you’ve stayed
Founder
Glenn Lortscher, @glennlortscher on X
Founded
2026
Operated by
Dusk Social, LLC, a Delaware company formed in 2022
Contact
[email protected]
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Questions

How does a hotel get into Hotel Please?

We research every hotel ourselves, one at a time, starting from the guides that take hotels seriously and the hotel’s own record. The bar is whether a hotel is notable, not what it costs.

Can a hotel pay to be listed, or to get a medal?

No. No hotel pays to be included, and nothing here is sponsored. Medals go on what we find, and gold is rare on purpose.

What do the medals mean?

Each hotel is rated on the vibes it really has, like Design, Heritage or Wellness. Gold is extremely rare and sets the global standard. Silver is brilliant execution, bronze means they did it well, and listed means the trait defines the hotel without earning a medal.

Is Hotel Please free?

Yes. The website and the iPhone app are both free to use.

Is there an Android app?

Not yet. The app is iPhone only for now, and every hotel profile is on this website.

Something on a profile is wrong. How do I tell you?

Email [email protected] with the hotel’s name and what you noticed. Profiles are researched one at a time and corrected the same way.

Made for people who care where they stay, and for the people who built the places worth staying.

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